Jean Joseph's H.E.L.P. 

H.E.L.P. needs H.E.L.P.

H.E.L.P. is useless. Even though my good friend Quak (yes and it is pernouced like "Quack") is an Entropy Engineer for the H.E.L.P. of District of Columbia of United States of Eden I don't believe H.E.L.P. is going to assist many people as just yesterday while I was walking from the D.O.M.E. of District of Columbia of United States of Eden to the Entropy Tubes to flow back to my living pod did I witness a line of people waiting to access a H.E.L.P. Node yelling at the Entropy H.E.L.P. input node claiming they have waited for assitence for over three hours. In my state of curiosity and having no more Entropy data to collect for the day I waited and waited and waited until an hour later H.E.L.P. Patrol came walking down the street...And right past the H.E.L.P. Node. Still wanting to witness when H.E.L.P. would arrive, I went to a coffee shop order a medium cub of coffee and a sandwich. It wasn't until I ate the sandwich and drank the coffee, went across the street to the M.A.P. Node to receive coordinates for a local pub did I witness a H.E.L.P. patrol (the H.E.L.P. Patrol I believe passed by earlier) arrive at the H.E.L.P. Node to help the citizens of District of Columbia of United States of Eden.

H.E.L.P. is in need of H.E.L.P.

Jean Joseph

H.E.L.P.

I need someone H.E.L.P.. I need somebody...H.E.L.P. :)

A call for H.E.L.P. is a call for many things. All of them no F.U.N. and mean you are probably having a bad day. But no need to worried because H.E.L.P. will H.E.L.P. and H.E.L.P. will be there 24 four hours a Cycle to assist you in the call for H.E.L.P.

Some times H.E.L.P. will seems rather boring with all the noise of a H.E.L.P. crew running through the streets and down some stairs to a child who called for H.E.L.P. because they were lost.

The H.E.L.P. crew doesn't mind such calls but in stead of needing to use some of the H.E.L.P. T.O.O.L.(s) they just pull out a carmel lolly-pop and start screaming the child's and mother's name.

I seen a H.E.L.P. crew lift a stuck Rod and H.E.L.P. the Rod embark. Impressive and maybe F.U.N. to witness but if I were in the Rod I would not call it F.U.N.

Jean Joseph

Post: Sorry to readers of any of my other L.O.G.(s) of the Utopian Web where I failed to place D.C.U.S.E. after any of the F L.O.G.(s)

Post Post: And (as Kaleb Valerie sees and says): Fuck you, Entropy.